Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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31 It came out of the woods, straight at me. Great big, glaring eyes. Long, pointed teeth. Ten feet tall! -Did you notice anything unusual about it?

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

32 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. Just a preparatory injection... to get the old body cells going. So, you be a brave mummy.

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams)

33 And if it doesn't go, I will. I can promise you that. -Promises, promises. Always promises.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

34 And just look at your teeth! Well, you can't say I haven't asked you to go to the dentist. For all I care, they can rot.

35 Are you sure those are your feet?

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

36 Distinguishing? Can you think of anything more distinguished than having six toes? -Six toes?

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

37 Foul... feet... smell... ooh... something horrible!

38 It's an old and rather unusual brandy. It has a... smoky flavour. -It has a smoky look, too.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett), Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

39 It's like someone walking in when you're in the bath. It's an invasion of privacy. That's what it is!

40 Listen to me. I am your mistress! -Don't say that, dear! It'll only make him worse.

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams), Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

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