Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

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Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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31 Shall we just have a little drink? -I don't think I'd better, not on duty. -Oh, please. Both of us might become a little more friendly, no? -Well, if you put it like that...

— Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding), Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

32 This awful-looking thing happens to be my wife!

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

33 You call that lovely? To my poor, dear mother's funeral? -Well, I enjoyed it. Oh, yes, you would.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

34 You're a detective. You're supposed to be able to tackle anything. Detect!

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

35 It came out of the woods, straight at me. Great big, glaring eyes. Long, pointed teeth. Ten feet tall! -Did you notice anything unusual about it?

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

36 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. Just a preparatory injection... to get the old body cells going. So, you be a brave mummy.

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams)

37 And just look at your teeth! Well, you can't say I haven't asked you to go to the dentist. For all I care, they can rot.
38 Are you sure those are your feet?

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

39 Distinguishing? Can you think of anything more distinguished than having six toes? -Six toes?

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

40 Foul... feet... smell... ooh... something horrible!

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