Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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61 I've been examining the files on missing persons, and I've discovered a remarkable similarity amongst them. -Well, that's not so surprising. We buy all our files at the same shop.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

62 I've often thought how fascinating it would be to make the Pharaoh live again. I bet he could tell us a thing or two, eh? All those barge orgies on the Nile. No wonder they kept finding things in the bulrushes!

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams)

63 Look, I'll be right there. Now, don't touch anything. You understand? Don't move. Well, of course you can have a...

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

64 Nonsense. I think it's a beautiful one. May I blow it?

— Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

65 Oh? Whereabouts? -Hereabouts. -At ten o'clock. -Or thereabouts. -In this vicinity. -Or roundabouts. -We're police officers. -Or layabouts.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett), Albert Potter (Jim Dale)

66 There's something out there. -What? -I don't know, but whatever it is, there's two of it.

— Albert Potter (Jim Dale)

67 We just want a friendly little chat. -Well, shall we go to my little room?

68 Would you be the master of the house? -That's right, yes. -I only ask because your butler informed us you were dead.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

69 Your bed, was that, sir? -No, it was... What difference does it make whose bed it was? -It might make a difference to somebody, sir.

70 Do please sit down... No. Here. We can make contact better.

— Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

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