And it's like, if you don't get on Letterman, or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay?

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8 seconds sound clip from the Jennifer's Body movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:05:02 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of... What is your name again? Tiffany?

- My name is Jennifer.

- We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle.

- Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want.

- Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There's so many of us, and we're all so cute...

- And it's like, if you don't get on Letterman, or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay?

- Satan is our only hope. We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him.

- And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you and bleed you. And then Dirk here's gonna wear your face.

- Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though.

- Why don't you just get a publicist? We can make T-shirts. I could be a part of your street scene. Please.

- Sorry. No can do. But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right?

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Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.

And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.

Jennifer's Body Sound Clip

Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

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