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- How tender.
- Yes, isn't it?

7 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:25:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Allow me, madam, in this moment of your most desolate bereavement, to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders the burdensome tasks of exequy and sepulture.

- What?

- I'll bury him for you. For by the most coincidental of vicissitudes, madam, I happen to be the owner and director of a local funeral parlour.

- You are?

- Yes, indeed.

- As we like to say to those we serve, when loved ones lie on the lonely couch of everlasting sleep, let Hinchley and Trumbull draw the coverlet.

- How tender.

- Yes, isn't it?

- Remove the carcass.

- Where in the name of blue blazes is she?

- Play! Go on.

- Now?

- No, not now, you old fool! We have to wait for the damned widow to get here.

- Huh, what? Oh, yes, yes. He does look very natural.

[...]

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The Comedy of Terrors Sound Clip

The Comedy of Terrors cover

Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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