My coffin.
3 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:07:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Will you learn to pronounce my name correctly?
- What in the name of all that's holy is that thing?
- This? This is the new coffin. I don't like to see anybody buried naked. I don't, I just don't.
- No one in their right mind would be caught dead in that thing.
- How gratifying to have a master craftsman in one's employ.
- Well, I'm going out to drink myself into a state of stupefaction.
- Oh, how do you do, Mr Black? How nice to see you, sir.
- That remains to be seen, sir.
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have a singularly pressing...
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