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Oh... No, I'm afraid we're just gonna have to buy another casket, and after having used this one for only 13 years.

10 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:54:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Of all the tricky, underhanded deceitfulness, not to even tell us that this thing is going to be put into a crypt instead of into the ground. Now we're gonna have to buy another one for the services.

- I'll be very glad to build a new one.

- It's like parting from an old friend. Goodbye, old friend.

- Maybe someday we can exchange it.

- And do what with the body?

- Same as we always do, take it out of the box.

- But they'd see it.

- Oh... No, I'm afraid we're just gonna have to buy another casket, and after having used this one for only 13 years.

- Only 13 years?

- Only 13 years.

- You know, I wonder what idiot ever thought of putting bodies in a crypt instead of in the ground where they belong.

- Yeah, and they fertilise plants, too.

- What a terrible thing to say. Shut up.

- At least we have some money coming in.

- Yes, we have.

- Did I say we?

- No, never.

- A good day to thee, sir. A good day to thee, sir. And a good day to thee, sir. Have thee a good sleep.

[...]

The Comedy of Terrors Sound Clip

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Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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