The Comedy of Terrors Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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11 Women! As soon put your trust in them as put a pistol to your head.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

12 Would the vocal emissions of a laryngitic crow be qualifications? Yes, then, perhaps, you could've been.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

13 Why did I ever escape from prison? It was so peaceful there.

— Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

14 I've never confessed! They just proved it.

— Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

15 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.

16 Well, don't caress it. Climb it.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

17 Allow me, madam, in this moment of your most desolate bereavement, to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders the burdensome tasks of exequy and sepulture.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

18 Dear sir... If total payment for the past year's rent is not received by morning, I shall instigate proceedings for eviction.

19 Do you know what happened? He recited a hymn or something. Then he chased me with a big sword... Ow!

— Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

20 Do...do...do thee not choose to sleep, sir? Well, if thee insist, perhaps thee have a reason not to sleep, sir. I'll ask thee.

— Cemetery Keeper (Joe E. Brown)

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