The Comedy of Terrors Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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21 Egyptians used to bend 'em in two and stick 'em in a vase of salt water... And give 'em false eyes.

22 I've never had such an uncooperative customer in my whole life.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

23 Is there no morality left in this world?

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

24 Now, I'm sure that that door was closed.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

25 Something's been opening doors around here. But what?

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

26 You know, I wonder what idiot ever thought of putting bodies in a crypt instead of in the ground where they belong. -Yeah, and they fertilise plants, too.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price), Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

27 Your mouth, madam. Shut it!

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

28 Am I so repulsive? -That's the word, yes.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

29 Crazy as a bedbug.

— Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

30 I don't think he's quite dead enough yet to bury. Aargh!

— Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

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