That is a question I oft inquire of myself, madam, to which there is no satisfactory answer save one, perhaps, and that is that no one else would have you.
11 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:05:06 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, how can you insult me so?
- Very easily. I have but to listen to your fatuous brain!
- Do you hear his churlish insults, Father? Father!
- Huh? What? What? Sugar? Yes, here you are.
- Whatever possessed me to marry you?
- Only a man who drinks could talk like that.
- We escape the unendurable however we can.
[...]