Why, you've only had one customer in the past 9 months.

6 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Would the vocal emissions of a laryngitic crow be qualifications? Yes, then, perhaps, you could've been.

- What know you of art and beauty? Tosspot, soak, inebriate!

- Your mouth, madam. Shut it!

- Anybody could be proud to rest in this coffin.

- You can't even keep our heads above water!

- Why, you've only had one customer in the past 9 months.

- My father had a thriving undertaking business until you proceeded to get ahold of it and run it into the ground!

- Where else? A thriving business.

- The receipts of which he used to cram this house with monstrosities!

- If my father chose to spend his hard-earned profits in the collection of curious objects...

- He did more than collect curious objects, madam. He also fathered one.

[...]

The Comedy of Terrors Sound Clip

The Comedy of Terrors cover

Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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