Oh, what I wouldn't do to get her down here as a customer.
7 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:07:08 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- The receipts of which he used to cram this house with monstrosities!
- If my father chose to spend his hard-earned profits in the collection of curious objects...
- He did more than collect curious objects, madam. He also fathered one.
- I despise you! Demon rum will get you yet!
- I look forward to that day with keen anticipation, madam.
- Oh, what I wouldn't do to get her down here as a customer.
- Will you learn to pronounce my name correctly?
- What in the name of all that's holy is that thing?
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