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Movie-Sounds.org › Horror Movie Quotes › The Comedy of Terrors

Take Mr Black, for instance. He's a widower and therefore no risk of a mercenary widow bolting with the plunder of inheritance.

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10 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:32:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Signed: John F. Black, Esquire.

- Mr Black?

- Precisely, Mr Gillie.

- To paraphrase the venerable adage, we shall kill two birds with one pillow.

- We just can't go on like this forever.

- Oh, nonsense. This is a sizeable community with more than an adequate supply of customers.

- Take Mr Black, for instance. He's a widower and therefore no risk of a mercenary widow bolting with the plunder of inheritance.

- And besides, with him, there's a double profit.

- The only thing that bothers me is why I never thought of it before.

- There must be a little more honest way to conduct a funeral business.

- I might expect that kind of talk from a criminal.

[...]

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Do...do...do thee not choose to sleep, sir? Well, if thee insist, perhaps thee have a reason not to sleep, sir. I'll ask thee.
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The Comedy of Terrors Sound Clip

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Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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