29 Movie Quotes about Hospitals (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about hospitals, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 As far as I'm concerned, I'm going to live forever, unless I go to some damn hospital where they take your shoes off, and make you shut your eyes, and bang, you're dead.

Michael Rooker as Rowdy Burns in Days of Thunder

22 The duty of this hospital is to save what casualties we have, not to make new ones.

Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe in Battle Circus (1953)

23 Ow! What if I get an infection from this? -So we sue the hospital for using dirty needles.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

24 How did you manage to get that? -Well, this is a hospital, major, and where there's a hospital, there's alcohol. -Oh, yes, of course. Heh. Jolly good.

Jack Hawkins as Major Warden; William Holden as Commander Shears in The Bridge on the River Kwai

25 Do you believe in witchcraft? -Well... They didn't teach it at Memorial Hospital, but I had my suspicions about the Directress of Training.

Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie

26 Just got out of the hospital. -Yeah, so I heard. -You feeling any better? -I felt better till I seen my bill.

Anthony Quinn as Phil Regal in The Naked Street (1955)

27 Paulie? You're late. -You called the hospital? She calls the hospital if I'm ten minutes late.

Burt Young as Paulie Pennino in Rocky (1976)

28 That's the Florence Nightingale effect. Lt happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future

29 Children! Cut that out. This is a hospital. -Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

29 Movie Quotes about Hospitals (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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