28 Movie Quotes about Hospitals (Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Mar 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about hospitals, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 The duty of this hospital is to save what casualties we have, not to make new ones.

Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe in Battle Circus (1953)

22 Ow! What if I get an infection from this? -So we sue the hospital for using dirty needles.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

23 How did you manage to get that? -Well, this is a hospital, major, and where there's a hospital, there's alcohol. -Oh, yes, of course. Heh. Jolly good.

Quote from The Bridge on the River Kwai

24 Do you believe in witchcraft? -Well... They didn't teach it at Memorial Hospital, but I had my suspicions about the Directress of Training.

Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie

25 Just got out of the hospital. -Yeah, so I heard. -You feeling any better? -I felt better till I seen my bill.

Anthony Quinn as Phil Regal in The Naked Street (1955)

26 Paulie? You're late. -You called the hospital? She calls the hospital if I'm ten minutes late.

Burt Young as Paulie Pennino in Rocky (1976)

27 That's the Florence Nightingale effect. Lt happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients.

Quote from Back to the Future

28 Children! Cut that out. This is a hospital. -Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.