14 Movie Quotes about Housekeepers (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: November 10, 2023

Memorable quotes about housekeepers, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

2 This is a maid? I thought maids had short skirts with white hats and black silk stockings.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

3 That's the fourth maid this week. -The fourth? I only remember three. -Oh, you didn't see one of them. She didn't even put on a uniform. She just walked in the bedroom, saw a mop, got scared and ran out of here.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

4 Maid service, sir. Would you like your bed turned down? Mint? Perhaps I could dust your head.

Sanka Coffie in Cool Runnings

5 Maid! How can you afford a maid on what I'm over-payin' you?

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

6 Oh, the maid. The new maid. The very new maid. Knock three times, and she's yours.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

7 You are stark staring nuts. What do you mean we're getting a maid? I can't even afford you!

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

8 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

9 New maid? With the boss coming to supper, and me tryin' to make him think we're poor?

George Jetson in The Jetsons

10 Why don't you get another maid? -They won't send any more up here. They're all afraid of working.

Quote from The Honeymooners (1955)

14 Movie Quotes about Housekeepers (Sound Clips)

1 I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?

2 This is a maid? I thought maids had short skirts with white hats and black silk stockings.

3 That's the fourth maid this week. -The fourth? I only remember three. -Oh, you didn't see one of them. She didn't even put on a uniform. She just walked in the bedroom, saw a mop, got scared and ran out of here.

4 Maid service, sir. Would you like your bed turned down? Mint? Perhaps I could dust your head.

5 Maid! How can you afford a maid on what I'm over-payin' you?

6 Oh, the maid. The new maid. The very new maid. Knock three times, and she's yours.

7 You are stark staring nuts. What do you mean we're getting a maid? I can't even afford you!

8 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

9 New maid? With the boss coming to supper, and me tryin' to make him think we're poor?

10 Why don't you get another maid? -They won't send any more up here. They're all afraid of working.

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