20 Movie Quotes about In-Laws (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about In-Laws, selected from famous or less known movies, featuring short audio clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity, and refinement. You must also be poised.

Ming-Na Wen as Fa Mulan in Mulan (1998)

2 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

3 And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.

Gilbert Gottfried as Iago The Parrot in Aladdin (1992)

4 He slapped her once and he missed her jaw and he wound up smackin' his mother-in-law.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free

5 Hey, wait a minute. My mother-in-law. She owns a candy store. You could always knock that over if you wanna.

Lewis Charles in Batman (1966)

6 In the lnjun book, it say when first brave married squaw, he gave out with heap big ugh when he saw his mother-in-law.

Bobby Driscoll as Peter Pan in Peter Pan (1953)

7 Yes. And you know, someday my mother-in-law's gonna talk so much, she's going to break her yaw.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)

8 Say, boy, I wouldn't let my mother-in-law boss me around like that. Stand up to her like a man. Face her down, boy. Huh. If it was me, I'd tell her what was on my chest.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)

9 I wasn't talking about your mother, dear. After all, when she's out with us, she does the driving.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

10 I was wearing a special perfume called 'Fondle Me'. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid