21 Movie Quotes about In Laws with AudioUpdated: Jun 12, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity, and refinement. You must also be poised. Quote from Mulan (1998) 2 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law. Quote from Robin Hood (1973) 3 And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. Gilbert Gottfried as Iago; Iago the Parrot in Aladdin (1992) 4 He slapped her once and he missed her jaw and he wound up smackin' his mother-in-law. Quote from Fun and Fancy Free 5 Hey, wait a minute. My mother-in-law. She owns a candy store. You could always knock that over if you wanna. Lewis Charles in Batman (1966) 6 In the lnjun book, it say when first brave married squaw, he gave out with heap big ugh when he saw his mother-in-law. Quote from Peter Pan (1953) 7 You gotta get married before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair... which, by the way, comes from your father's mother. Looks like Magnum, P.I., for God's sake. Quote from The Wedding Singer (1998) 8 My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her _. Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983) 9 After graduation, we moved to the Midwest and stayed with her family as long as we could, almost a full afternoon. Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989) 10 The Chinese have a saying, A good father-in-law should be dumb and blind. Quote from Heroes of the East (1978) Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>