20 Movie Quotes about In-Laws (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about In-Laws, selected from famous or less known movies, featuring short audio clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 All right, where is she? I know she's here. She's either out on that fire escape or hiding in the bathroom. Your mother is here, Alice, but she's not staying.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

12 The Chinese have a saying, A good father-in-law should be dumb and blind.

Quote from Heroes of the East (1978)

13 After graduation, we moved to the Midwest and stayed with her family as long as we could, almost a full afternoon.

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989)

14 My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her _.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

15 And another thing. If he had a mother-in-law like mine, he would never laugh.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)

16 These are my in-laws. Hello! They can't hear nothing.

Garry Marshall in A League of Their Own

17 You know why I've decided not to kill you? Because of your girl. -I don't get it. -Right, then I'll tell you. I'm much attracted to your daughter. I'd like to marry her, so don't wish to kill you.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

18 Oh, well, I just hate the thought of sitting down with another man and being practical about you.

Cary Grant as Johnny Case in Holiday (1938)

19 In-laws!

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

20 Shall we drop Mother off now, dear? -Well, she's had lunch. Why wait?

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons