Inspector Jacques Clouseau Movie Quotes & Lines – 173 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 That is very strange. I don't ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant. -What does it say? -We shall see.

Peter Sellers in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

22 Out with the bad air, in with the good. Out with the bad air, in with the good. Out, in.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

23 Someone... I was hit on the head. -Yes, you have received a beump upon the head. -Beump? -What? -You said beump. -Yes, I know that.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

24 It is a large beump. You could receive a concussion from such a beump.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

25 Always a leader, onwards and upwards to the top, hmm? -It is my karma. - What? -My destiny. -Oh, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

26 It's the phone. The phone is ringing. Relax. I'll get it.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

27 Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? -The exploding kind.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

28 Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

29 Murder? -What was that you said? -I said murder. -What murder? -Well, I don't know. You said murder. -I said murder? You said murder! -No, I said murder because you said murder! -I said murder?

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

30 I see, and what is your job, Mr. Stuckerstuff? -He's the beekeeper. -I'm not asking you. I'm asking Mr. Stuffsucker.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

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