172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest you count your bees. You may find that one of them is missing.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

32 Madame or monsieur, I must warn you. You had better watch your step.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

33 Well, of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

34 For me, the greater the odds, the greater the challenge. And, as always, I accept the challenge.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

35 That is absolutely the ugliest nose I have ever seen in my life. It is so revolting. It is a masterpiece. -It is also Martha's own nose.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

36 The first rule for the car-owner: know your automobile. -But it is your automobile. -I know that!

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

37 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

38 Tell me, Inspector, Signor Phantom, all those robberies, how did you ever manage it? -Well, you know, it wasn't easy.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

39 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

40 Does your dog bite? -No. -Nice doggy... -I thought you said your dog did not bite. -That is not my dog.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

31 Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest you count your bees. You may find that one of them is missing.

32 Madame or monsieur, I must warn you. You had better watch your step.

33 Well, of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

34 For me, the greater the odds, the greater the challenge. And, as always, I accept the challenge.

35 That is absolutely the ugliest nose I have ever seen in my life. It is so revolting. It is a masterpiece. -It is also Martha's own nose.

36 The first rule for the car-owner: know your automobile. -But it is your automobile. -I know that!

37 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

38 Tell me, Inspector, Signor Phantom, all those robberies, how did you ever manage it? -Well, you know, it wasn't easy.

39 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

40 Does your dog bite? -No. -Nice doggy... -I thought you said your dog did not bite. -That is not my dog.

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