Inspector Jacques Clouseau: 173 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

41 There you see. If my little pigeon wants a glass of milk she shall have one even if I have to force them to open the kitchen.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther (1963)

42 Oh, don't worry. We've solved that problem before.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther (1963)

43 My darling, don't move. Don't panic. All that has happened is that my hat is caught in one of your naughty little hairpins. Voila.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther (1963)

44 I mean, I enjoy champagne in bed as much as the next man, my angel, but from now on, perhaps a more practical approach?

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther (1963)

45 Sir, my wife is very frugal. She saves out of the housekeeping money.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther (1963)

46 Darling. -Yes, my darling? -You're smoking the wrong end. -Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

Roger Moore as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Joanna Lumley as Countess Chandra in Curse of the Pink Panther

47 Do you realize you are wearing my ice bucket?

Roger Moore in Curse of the Pink Panther

48 Did that swine architect of yours move that door by any chance?

Roger Moore in Curse of the Pink Panther

49 Would you like to examine the body? -I would be delighted. -This way, sir.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; George Sanders as Monsieur Benjamin Ballon in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

50 But do not try to leave. Everyone in this household is under suspicion. -Yes, monsieur.

Peter Sellers in A Shot in the Dark (1964)