- How do you know he was blind?
- Because he told me so.
- Oh, he told you so? And you believed him?
- I had no reason to doubt him.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

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8 seconds sound clip from the The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:19:58.724 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Minkey?

- What?

- You said minkey!

- That is correct, yes. Chimpanzee monkey.

- So I let them both off with a warning.

- The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.

- That is impossible.

- Why?

- He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

- How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that.

- It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

- Shut up!

- How do you know he was blind?

- Because he told me so.

- Oh, he told you so? And you believed him?

- I had no reason to doubt him.

- Do you believe me if I tell you that I am not going to get you suspended for six months? Do you believe me?

- If you say so, sir. Yes.

- Because I'm a bigger liar than the beggar.

- You are suspended for six months without pay.

- Six months?

- Effective immediately.

- Have you anything to say?

- Could you lend me 50 francs?

[...]

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How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that. -It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.
The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?
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