172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 That is beautiful perfume you are wearing. -It's bath oil. -Is it?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

52 You should get out of these clothes immediately. You'll catch your death of pneumonia, you will. -Yes, yes, I probably will, but it's all part of life's rich pageant, you know.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

53 You idiot. You fool. It's a good job I was able to check my reflexes. I might have killed you with a karate chop.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

54 Facts, Hercule, facts. Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

55 Careful, you fool. You broken my pointing stick. I've got nothing to point with now.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

56 Don't be ridiculous. Would you kill somebody who tore your dress off? -No, I suppose not. -No, of course not.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

57 Well, now... are you comfortable? -They should have chairs like this in the prison. -Yes, yes. Most certainly they should. As I recall, the furniture is deplorable. Extremely bad taste. -Terrible. One might as well sit on the floor.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

58 When are you going to do something about that terrible furniture in your prison? Hmm? Well, we are not savages. This is not the Middle Ages. I mean, you are running a house of correction, not a torture chamber.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

59 You have been cutting flowers. You must have been cutting something. There's blood all over your cutting shears.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

60 Facts, Hercule. Facts. Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule, let us examine these facts.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

51 That is beautiful perfume you are wearing. -It's bath oil. -Is it?

52 You should get out of these clothes immediately. You'll catch your death of pneumonia, you will. -Yes, yes, I probably will, but it's all part of life's rich pageant, you know.

53 You idiot. You fool. It's a good job I was able to check my reflexes. I might have killed you with a karate chop.

54 Facts, Hercule, facts. Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

55 Careful, you fool. You broken my pointing stick. I've got nothing to point with now.

56 Don't be ridiculous. Would you kill somebody who tore your dress off? -No, I suppose not. -No, of course not.

57 Well, now... are you comfortable? -They should have chairs like this in the prison. -Yes, yes. Most certainly they should. As I recall, the furniture is deplorable. Extremely bad taste. -Terrible. One might as well sit on the floor.

58 When are you going to do something about that terrible furniture in your prison? Hmm? Well, we are not savages. This is not the Middle Ages. I mean, you are running a house of correction, not a torture chamber.

59 You have been cutting flowers. You must have been cutting something. There's blood all over your cutting shears.

60 Facts, Hercule. Facts. Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule, let us examine these facts.

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