151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 You've lost everything you lied so hard to achieve. Tell me, what's next for you?

Katie Couric as Katie Current in Shark Tale

12 How many times must I say it? Playing possum is what we do. We die so that we live!

William Shatner as Ozzie in Over the Hedge

13 First he scared he gonna fall. Then he scared he ain't gonna fall!

James Baskett as Uncle Remus in Song of the South (1946)

14 Why, why, why, why, the whole place is clean! -There's dirty work afoot.

Pinto Colvig as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

15 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

16 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

17 You know, the funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption

18 Cheer up, Face. Remember, it's always darkest just before it goes totally black.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

19 Well, it's really none of my business, dear, so I'll give you some advice.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

20 You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fighting in a basement.

Brad Pitt as Aldo Raine in Inglourious Basterds