151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 And a firm is only as young as its employees. My father fired anyone who got over 50. Man, woman, or child, it didn't matter to him.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

22 If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress too?

Anne Bancroft as Senator Lillian DeHaven in G.I. Jane

23 The time to make up your mind about people... is never.

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

24 Don't worry. Everything's fine. A married man, air-conditioning, champagne and potato chips. It's just a wonderful party.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

25 You want anything? Something for your feet? -How about a saw?

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

26 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not... -Oh, I'm not interested at all. -Well, I'm not. -That's very interesting.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

27 It's usually some six-fingered bastard that couldn't hit a cow in the tit with a tin cup that does you in.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

28 Well, to make a long story short... -Too late.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth; Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

29 Now, you know I don't want a pretzel. I'm on a diet. Besides, on the way home we can stop off and get a pizza.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

30 Everything's more beautiful because we're doomed.

Brad Pitt as Achilles in Troy

151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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