152 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 You do not understand my words, but you must choose.

Ogami Itto in Shogun Assassin (1980)

52 Let me give you a hand with that leg.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

53 Yes, and we love having you, too. Uh, when are you leaving?

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

54 I'm offering you more money than any 14-year-old could imagine.

Quote from Big Hero 6

55 No survivors. Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

56 But the only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability.

Patton Oswalt as Remy The Rat in Ratatouille

57 A strange sort of Nothing is destroying everything.

Deep Roy in The NeverEnding Story (1984)

58 Please, you'll excuse me for speaking with my eyes closed, but it helps me see better.

Rod Steiger as Stanley Shriner Hoff in The Big Knife (1955)

59 I come with glad tidings of a world made free. -Free from what? -Freedom.

Tom Hiddleston as Loki in The Avengers (2012)

60 He's dead. -Could be anywhere, then.

Billie Whitelaw as Aughra in The Dark Crystal (1982)