150 Ironic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 5

Last updated on: April 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 My first shortcut wasn't short enough, so I'm going to have to cut another shortcut around it.

Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

42 My leadership instincts told me that time had come to... retreat!

Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

43 I name you, before I forget, the Knight to Remember.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

44 All in favor say aye. Aye. -I... -The ayes have it. Suggestion approved.

Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

45 I'm afraid the mathematical probabilities of anyone coming to our rescue are astronomical.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

46 I know now. Even ginseng is not going to help.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

47 Innocent? Innocent of what?

Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett in Unforgiven

48 Well, that's just great. First off, I get told if I don't fix the car I'm going to lose my head. Now he tells me that if we don't get the car started in 30 seconds, I'm going to lose my life, too.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

49 So, don't take gravity too lightly or it'll catch up with you.

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

50 You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)