And the current champion is in the last place one would expect to find him, which is last place.

Owl

7 seconds sound clip from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Prize Piglet / Fast Friends (S2E9).

You can hear this line at 00:05:39.171 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- Now don't give us a head start, Piglet. We want to win this race fair and square.

- Come back!

- Hooray.

- In first place is Tigger by a tail. Now Rabbit by a hare.

- Gopher by a... by a...

- By a tooth.

- And the current champion is in the last place one would expect to find him, which is last place.

- Shortest distance between two points is a straight tunnel.

- If I don't finish first, everybody will be so disappointed.

- Oh, my. Aah!

- I say, Rabbit seems to have cut a bit of distance off the course, taking over first place.

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