151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 Jack, please. I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions by myself.

Quote from The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

2 Money is not everything. I know, because I have money and I have everything...

Madeline Kahn as Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

3 Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Quote from An American Tail

4 What is the highest technique you hope to achieve? -To have no technique.

Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter the Dragon (1973)

5 Yeah, well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

Paul Newman as Lucas "Luke" Jackson in Cool Hand Luke

6 There is nothing to fear here. -That's what scares me.

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

7 You've got to remember now, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter.

Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed in Rocky IV (1985)

8 I'm invisible! Can't you see that?

Harry Hamlin as Perseus in Clash of the Titans (1981)

9 How many times must I say it? Playing possum is what we do. We die so that we live!

William Shatner as Ozzie in Over the Hedge

10 First he scared he gonna fall. Then he scared he ain't gonna fall!

James Baskett as Uncle Remus, Brer Fox; Uncle Remus in Song of the South (1946)