150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 You see? This is exactly why I called the exterminator. To kill them before they get hurt like this.

Allison Janney as Gladys Sharp in Over the Hedge

2 Jack, please. I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions by myself.

Chris Sarandon as Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

3 Money is not everything. I know, because I have money and I have everything...

Madeline Kahn as Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

4 Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail

5 What is the highest technique you hope to achieve? -To have no technique.

Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter the Dragon (1973)

6 Yeah, well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

Paul Newman as Lucas "Luke" Jackson in Cool Hand Luke

7 There is nothing to fear here. -That's what scares me.

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

8 Yes, I created a lie, but because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.

Hugo Weaving as V in V for Vendetta

9 You've got to remember now, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter.

Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed in Rocky IV (1985)

10 I'm invisible! Can't you see that?

Harry Hamlin as Perseus in Clash of the Titans (1981)

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