Japeth The Goat: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Japeth The Goat, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Could you stop singing for one moment? -No, I can't, I wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me 37 years ago. And now I gotta sing everything I say. -Everything? -That's right.

Red Puckett (Anne Hathaway), Japeth The Goat (Benjy Gaither) in Hoodwinked!

2 But when you're always singing, you've got to live alone, that's why I made this mountain shack my home. -That's great...

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

3 An avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared. It's rumbling like a mountain lion, I must say that I'm scared.

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

4 You just talked! Just now! -Oh, did I? Did I? Did I, did I, did I doo-dah, doo-dah did-I-doo?

Japeth The Goat (Benjy Gaither), Red Puckett (Anne Hathaway) in Hoodwinked!

5 Well, you came to the right goat.

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

6 And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream, but since I'm only singing I'll just yodel till we're creamed.

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

7 But I got horns that open bottles and I got horns that hold my keys, I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

8 I got horns that open pickle jars and horns that come with hair. I got horns that hang my other horns I always come prepared.

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

9 Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!

10 Oh, I got horns that hold the muffins and I got horns that hold the pies.

Benjy Gaither in Hoodwinked!