But I got horns that open bottles and I got horns that hold my keys, I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.

— Japeth The Goat (Benjy Gaither)

japeth the goat

9 seconds sound clip from the Hoodwinked! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:23.451 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, good. More singing.

- Thirty-seven years ago a witch done put a spell on me...

- Yeah. I know.

- A spell where when I'm talking I'm singing it with glee.

- But when you're always singing, you've got to live alone, that's why I made this mountain shack my home.

- That's great...

- When you're on the mountain there's lots to be a-feared, that's why this here old mountain goat's prepared.

- These tunnels, I need one that leads to Puckett Grove.

- But I got horns that open bottles and I got horns that hold my keys, I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.

- I got horns that open pickle jars and horns that come with hair. I got horns that hang my other horns I always come prepared.

- To be prepared, to be prepared. This lesson must be shared. This lesson must be shared. To be prepared.

- To be prepared, to be prepared, and unless you've got a spare, you've got one life so handle it with care. Yippee!

- Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!

[...]

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