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- Well, you came to the right goat.
- Oh, good. More singing.
- Thirty-seven years ago a witch done put a spell on me...
- Yeah. I know.
- A spell where when I'm talking I'm singing it with glee.
- But when you're always singing, you've got to live alone, that's why I made this mountain shack my home.
- That's great...
- When you're on the mountain there's lots to be a-feared, that's why this here old mountain goat's prepared.
- These tunnels, I need one that leads to Puckett Grove.
- But I got horns that open bottles and I got horns that hold my keys, I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.
- I got horns that open pickle jars and horns that come with hair. I got horns that hang my other horns I always come prepared.
- To be prepared, to be prepared. This lesson must be shared. This lesson must be shared. To be prepared.
- To be prepared, to be prepared, and unless you've got a spare, you've got one life so handle it with care. Yippee!
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