20 Quotes by Jason Mantzoukas (Sound Clips)

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1 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

2 Supreme Leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

3 In this film, just one question, was there a duck who, when the explosion is happens, his bill goes around to the back of his head, and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

4 The man you are discussing is called Popeye. He is not a professor. Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

5 Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

6 No, but you cannot hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American because you hold your eyes like that!

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

7 911, it's the best!

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

8 You're bizzare. I'm going to have to change the channels now.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

9 I don't know, I... I was downstairs self juicing.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

10 When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

As Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

20 Quotes by Jason Mantzoukas (Sound Clips)

1 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

2 Supreme Leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons.

3 In this film, just one question, was there a duck who, when the explosion is happens, his bill goes around to the back of his head, and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

4 The man you are discussing is called Popeye. He is not a professor. Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man.

5 Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

6 No, but you cannot hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American because you hold your eyes like that!

7 911, it's the best!

8 You're bizzare. I'm going to have to change the channels now.

9 I don't know, I... I was downstairs self juicing.

10 When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

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