Joe Dirt: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Joe Dirt, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 All's I got to do is keep being a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

12 That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me if she caught me doing stuff. Like one time, I was jerkin' my gherkin. Can I say that? And she goes, Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

13 A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

14 One day I'll have a car that badass. I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going, Rr-rr-rr!

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

15 Watch the gun, baby. That's how I get the gals.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

16 Hey, man, you done with that apple core?

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

17 Uh-uh, man. You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option, brother.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

18 Now, while I'm up here waiting... You. Show me them boobies.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

19 That hug was completely asexual. He kind of snuck it up on me.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

20 Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed. So I stole this pile.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)