Joe Dirt Movie Quotes & Lines – 40 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Joe Dirt, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 I can see down your shirt.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

32 If you're covered in oil, don't stand next to a fire.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

33 They clean the bowl so you don't have to.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

34 Rule number one, I'm number one.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

35 Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang!

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

36 And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon, and for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up. Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

37 No. You know what, guys, I'm fine. Everything's cool with me. I mean, I got a place up in Malibu, I got lots of friends.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

38 I was at the canyon, yeah. You know what? It was right by the garbage can where you left me.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

39 Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

40 Man, firecrackers. You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets. You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)