Joe Dirt Movie Quotes & Lines – 40 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Joe Dirt, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

22 Oh, you're my sister!

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

23 Hey, it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

24 Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on. I'm kiddin'. But seriously, let's hook up. I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

25 Aah! You didn't listen to me! Aah! Aah!

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

26 Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

27 Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you. You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

28 No, sir, man. I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

29 Check this out, Robby. This is a good month. Dang.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)

30 You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.

David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)