John Candy: 151 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Mar 1, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by John Candy, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

101 Do the words 'give up' mean anything to you? -Not a thing.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings

102 Now, a lot of coaches would be giving you one of those 'Win one for the Gipper' speeches. I'm not good at that stuff. Instead, I thought I'd lead you in a psalm of inspiration. Let's bow our heads.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings

103 You're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right.

As Barf in Spaceballs

104 You should see the toast! I couldn't even get it through the door.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

105 Hell, it doesn't matter if they come in first or 50th. Those guys have earned the right to represent their country.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings

106 Oh, that feels good. Oh, God, I'm telling you. My dogs are barking today.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

107 My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

108 We were robbed. -Do you think so?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

109 You know something? It makes you look a little older, too. I mean not just a little bit. You could pass for 18 or 19.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

110 What are you doing? I almost crushed your head like a melon.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)