John Candy: 151 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 15

Updated: Mar 1, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by John Candy, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

141 Oh. Must have been sleeping on a bolt.

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

142 Gangway! Coming through. Mice on board! Clear the way! Move over madam, there you go! Coming through, sir. Thank you.

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

143 Don't look at me like that. Don't. That's not fair.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

144 He's one of the best drivers in the world. -Yeah, he's one of the biggest assholes in the world too.

145 Oh, forgive me. I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings

146 Ah. I feel like I got my head in a vice. Oh!

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

147 I told the owner of the bar these guys were mentally disturbed, so he's not gonna press any charges.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings

148 Everybody loves breakfast.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

149 What did you blow all that make-up for? We're just going bowling.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

150 I know. I'm the driver, right? -No, you're the brakeman. -No, no, I'm the driver. -No, you're not. You're the brakeman.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings