John Candy Movie Quotes & Lines – 151 Classics (+ Audio) - page 7

Updated: Mar 1, 2026

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61 You know, you could've killed me, slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready. That's how Houdini died, you know.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

62 I am, without a doubt, the biggest pain in the butt that ever came down the pike.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

63 Love is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

64 How fast are you going? -I can't tell. The speedometer's melted.

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

65 Our speedometer's melted and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

As Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

66 They've gone to plaid.

As Barf in Spaceballs

67 All those medical terms, huh? What is it, an infarction or something like that?

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

68 Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. -Oh, good. -Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

69 I'm onto a five-year plan. I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

70 Just been bound up lately. It's driving me crazy. I've been eating a lot of cheese, for some reason. I don't know what it is, I've got a craving for the stuff.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)