John Candy Movie Quotes & Lines – 151 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

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81 I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a silly heart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

82 I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

83 Take this quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

84 No, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey. I remember that because of Disney World.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

85 The washing machine's still broken, so I thought I'd use the microwave. Nuke them up, you know. Heats them up pretty good, too. It kills the germs and odors that they cause.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

86 Oh, boy. But it'll all be better tomorrow. Always is.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

87 By the way, I have told you I loved you, and it wasn't for tires, sweetheart. It was for shocks, remember?

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

88 That's okay. There's no law against having a sense of humor.

As Dennis Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

89 Hey! Who killed the music? -That's better.

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

90 Well, you've come to the right place, buddy boy. Welcome to... Albatross Air. A fair fare from here to there. You get it? A fair fare? It's a play on... Never mind.

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

John Candy Movie Quotes & Lines – 151 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

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