71 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 Listen to me trying to make jokes, when when I really want to cry. In a minute I shall cry.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

52 I'm gonna get you untight. I'll tell you a joke. You wanna hear one of my jokes? I'll tell you anyway, mother_er.

Wyclef Jean as Richie Effs in Shottas

53 Is everything a joke to you? -Funny things are.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man; Chris Evans as Captain America in The Avengers (2012)

54 He really gets our hearts going every time with that one.

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

55 Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny?

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

56 You have the oddest sense of humor. Half the time I don't know whether you're joking or not. Did your mother drop you on your head as a baby? What happened?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules in Hercules In New York

57 Is this another of your morbid jokes, Danny, you sadist?

Frank Sinatra as Danny Ocean in Ocean's 11 (1960)

58 Come on. You used to be able to take a joke before you went into the advertising business.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

59 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense.

Alan Napier in Cat People (1942)

60 Hey, listen, Adrian. Listen to this one. Why do cows wear bells? -Why? -'Cause their horns don't work.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

71 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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