67 Movie Quotes about Jokes (Sound Clips) - page 6

Last updated on: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 Is everything a joke to you? -Funny things are.

Quote from The Avengers (2012)

52 He really gets our hearts going every time with that one.

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

53 Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny?

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

54 You have the oddest sense of humor. Half the time I don't know whether you're joking or not. Did your mother drop you on your head as a baby? What happened?

Quote from Hercules In New York

55 Is this another of your morbid jokes, Danny, you sadist?

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

56 Come on. You used to be able to take a joke before you went into the advertising business.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

57 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense.

Alan Napier in Cat People (1942)

58 Hey, listen, Adrian. Listen to this one. Why do cows wear bells? -Why? -'Cause their horns don't work.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

59 Is that killing you? No? They really used to like it in third grade. I used to break everybody up with that one.