76 Movie Quotes about Jokes with Audio – Page 7Updated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 61 Listen to me trying to make jokes, when when I really want to cry. In a minute I shall cry. Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara; Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939) 62 Is this another of your morbid jokes, Danny, you sadist? Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960) 63 Come on. You used to be able to take a joke before you went into the advertising business. Walter Matthau as Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974) 64 Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny? Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity 65 Oh, laugh, Curtin, old boy. It's a great joke played on us by the Lord, or fate, or nature, whatever you prefer. But whoever or whatever played it certainly had a sense of humor. Ha! Walter Huston as Howard in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 66 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense. Alan Napier in Cat People (1942) 67 Is that killing you? No? They really used to like it in third grade. I used to break everybody up with that one. Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II 68 Hey, listen, Adrian. Listen to this one. Why do cows wear bells? -Why? -'Cause their horns don't work. Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II 69 He really gets our hearts going every time with that one. Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13 70 Is everything a joke to you? -Funny things are. Chris Evans as Captain America; Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in The Avengers (2012) Page 7 of 8 << ◄ 6 7 8 ► >>