73 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense.

Alan Napier in Cat People (1942)

62 Hey, listen, Adrian. Listen to this one. Why do cows wear bells? -Why? -'Cause their horns don't work.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

63 Is that killing you? No? They really used to like it in third grade. I used to break everybody up with that one.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

64 Ah, you're joking. Always with the wisecrackers. -Wisecrackers.

William Holden as J.J. Sefton in Stalag 17 (1953)

65 Where'd you learn your pitching? -From the farmer's daughter.

Peter Graves as Frank Price in Stalag 17 (1953)

66 Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children.

Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

67 That's a good joke. That's funny, that's very funny.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam in The Lost Weekend (1945)

68 A riddle-in the form of a joke.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1966)

69 Your joke was amusing, but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

70 I must tell you some of my jokes. Naughty ones!

Charlie Chaplin as King Shahdov in A King in New York (1957)