70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Is that killing you? No? They really used to like it in third grade. I used to break everybody up with that one.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

62 Ah, you're joking. Always with the wisecrackers. -Wisecrackers.

William Holden as J.J. Sefton in Stalag 17 (1953)

63 Where'd you learn your pitching? -From the farmer's daughter.

Peter Graves as Frank Price in Stalag 17 (1953)

64 Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children.

Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

65 A riddle-in the form of a joke.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1966)

66 Your joke was amusing, but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

67 I must tell you some of my jokes. Naughty ones!

Charlie Chaplin as King Shahdov in A King in New York (1957)

68 _ing listen to me, you piece of junkie _. A joke's a _ing joke. You mention that again, and I'll cut you up. You understand?

Robert Carlyle as Franco Begbie in Trainspotting (1996)

69 Oh, those comical folks with their riddles and jokes.

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace in White Christmas (1954)

70 That's garbage! I'm in no mood for jokes.

Quote from Five Deadly Venoms

70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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