- Hey, listen, Adrian. Listen to this one. Why do cows wear bells?
- Why?
- 'Cause their horns don't work.

Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)

8 seconds sound clip from the Rocky II movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:56:31.772 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Yeah, well, maybe you're right. There we go.

- That ain't my brand. I like oatmeal.

- Hey, listen, why don't we forget all this work? Listen, you want to come home with me now, and maybe I'll tell you a few jokes on the way home, and maybe you'll laugh, you know? Huh?

- We need a few laughs in our life. What do you think? Maybe?

- Yes.

- Maybe?

- Maybe.

- Maybe?

- Okay. Let's get out of here, okay? Here we go.

- Hey, listen, Adrian. Listen to this one. Why do cows wear bells?

- Why?

- 'Cause their horns don't work.

- Is that killing you? No? They really used to like it in third grade. I used to break everybody up with that one.

- Yo! You really sweep good, man!

- Is he talking to you?

- Nah, he probably has me mixed up with somebody else. Come on.

- The Italian Chicken.

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