44 Movie Quotes about Cows (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Nov 3, 2025

Memorable quotes about cows, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

2 Ah, chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo, piggy go. How 'bout you?

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

3 No! If you're gonna kill the cow, I don't wanna hear the rest of the story.

Edgar Bergen as Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

4 The interrupting cow. Moo!

Rihanna as Gratuity Tip Tucci in Home (2015)

5 A cow is not a cow.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

6 Yeah, fellows. I sold the cow for some magic beans!

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Fun and Fancy Free

7 You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed, they just want their steak on a plate. Can you dig it?

Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite in Black Dynamite

8 Cows have only been domesticated in the last 8000 years. Before that, they were running around as mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet.

Stephen Graham as Tommy in Snatch

9 A cow's nothin' but a lot of trouble tied up in a leather bag. A horse ain't much better.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

10 As Mickey goes to the village to sell the cow, the thought of prosperity brings new hope to the famished farmers.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free