70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

2 These are the jokes, kid.

Billy Crystal as Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

3 A clownfish? Really? -Go on. Tell us a joke. -Ooh! I love jokes.

Barry Humphries as Bruce; Barry Humphries as Chum in Finding Nemo

4 Oh. Ha, ha. Is that a bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

5 Why doesn't anyone think my joke is funny?

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 Yeah. You know my blood pressure. A cheap joke like that, and I'm liable to fall right on my face.

Harold Lloyd as Burleigh "Tiger" Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

7 My favorite kind of joke, one which ends in a bang.

Cesar Romero as The Joker in Batman (1966)

8 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

9 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard. Well, let me tell a joke.

Lawrence Tierney as Joe Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

10 That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

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