76 Movie Quotes about Jokes with Audio

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1 If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

2 These are the jokes, kid.

Billy Crystal as Michael "Mike" Wazowski; Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

3 A clownfish? Really? -Go on. Tell us a joke. -Ooh! I love jokes.

Barry Humphries as Bruce; Bruce Spence as Chum in Finding Nemo

4 Why doesn't anyone think my joke is funny?

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 Oh. Ha, ha. Is that a bee joke?

6 Hmm... Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho...!

Quote from Short Circuit (1986)

7 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard. Well, let me tell a joke.

Lawrence Tierney as Joe Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

8 My favorite kind of joke, one which ends in a bang.

Cesar Romero as The Joker in Batman (1966)

9 Yeah. You know my blood pressure. A cheap joke like that, and I'm liable to fall right on my face.

Quote from The Milky Way (1936)

10 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters