67 Movie Quotes about Jokes (Sound Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

22 I even wrote it down in my diary. Veronica had a very funny joke today. I laughed at it later that night.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

23 That's a little joke. -Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical. acs

Quote from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

24 I was making jokes, you know, like, hey, I didn't know they had food in Ethiopia. This'll be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave.

Quote from When Harry Met Sally...

25 Joking. Sometimes older people make jokes.

Tina Fey as Ms. Sharon Norbury in Mean Girls (2004)

26 You just make a joke, Bobby? Good one.

Jonathan Loughran as Lyle Robideaux in The Waterboy (1998)

27 Now let's hear one of those jokes, _.

Will Smith as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys (1995)

28 Ohh, that's very funny. If you tell me where the act's playing, I'll try and miss it.

Helen MacK as Mae Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

29 Need any dildo jokes? Wham! I'm the guy!

Mike Starr as Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

30 Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right? I took a feminist clown workshop once.

Anna Faris as Zoey in The Dictator (2012)