70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 One thing every rooster's gotta know is the answer to the old question, why does a chicken cross the road? The answer is: to have a ball.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

22 Is that the kind of dumb jokes they teach to pretty girls in Kansas?

Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

23 If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

24 I even wrote it down in my diary. Veronica had a very funny joke today. I laughed at it later that night.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

25 That's a little joke. -Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical. acs

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

26 I was making jokes, you know, like, hey, I didn't know they had food in Ethiopia. This'll be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

27 Joking. Sometimes older people make jokes.

Tina Fey as Ms. Sharon Norbury in Mean Girls (2004)

28 You just make a joke, Bobby? Good one.

Jonathan Loughran as Lyle Robideaux in The Waterboy (1998)

29 Now let's hear one of those jokes, _.

Will Smith as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys (1995)

30 Ohh, that's very funny. If you tell me where the act's playing, I'll try and miss it.

Helen Mack as Mae Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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