67 Movie Quotes about Jokes (Sound Clips) - page 4

Last updated on: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 I'm sorry, is that funny? Are you a standup comic? Is that what you do now?

Jeremy Piven as Dean Pritchard in Old School

32 I was foolin' y'all, man! I was foolin' y'all! Those was jokes! Whoo! Whoo!

Toothpick in Don't Be a Menace

33 This life, at best, is one long impractical joke.

Cesar Romero as The Joker in Batman (1966)

34 How can you make jokes at a time like this? -It's my defense mechanism. -Some defense.

Quote from Clue (1985)

35 Centuwion, why do they titter so? -Just some Jewish joke, sir.

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian

36 That's a corny joke even for you, Doc.

Jane Randolph as Alice Moore in Cat People (1942)

37 Well, I grant you the jokes could have been better, but I don't see why the rest should worry you. That is, unless you plan to arrest me for lack of emotion.

Humphrey Bogart as Dix Steele in In a Lonely Place

38 Every night I pass by the place, I tell a joke. Every morning I pass by the place, I tell a joke. Nothing. She just looks at me, you know what I mean? -Looks, huh? -Yeah, like I'm a plate of leftovers.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

39 Ladies and gentlemen, I got an announcement to make. We got Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin going to camp with us here this year. Jerry tells the jokes, Dean sings the songs and gets the girl.

Denzel Washington as Coach Herman Boone in Remember the Titans

40 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Quote from Remember the Titans