70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Ladies and gentlemen, I got an announcement to make. We got Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin going to camp with us here this year. Jerry tells the jokes, Dean sings the songs and gets the girl.

Denzel Washington as Coach Herman Boone in Remember the Titans

42 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Donald Faison as Petey Jones; Ethan Suplee as Louie Lastik in Remember the Titans

43 That's a joke, boy. You missed it. Went right past you. You gotta keep, I say, you gotta keep on your toes. Toes that is. The fast ones get right by you. Keep your ears open.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

44 That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

45 You're going at it all wrong, son. You're just a beginner. You gotta start small and work up. You can't start at the top.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

46 Oh, he did, did he? Well, I've got news for ya, buster! He played a joke on us. But we'll fix him. We'll play a joke right back on him!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

47 Is that another bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

48 This boy was helping his dad mow the garden. And he said, gee, Pa, I'll bet the fish are biting good today. And his dad said, uh-huh. And if you stay where you're at, they won't bite you.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

49 Our jokes weren't that funny, Freddy. -I didn't laugh.

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley; Frank Welker as Fred Jones in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

50 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

70 Movie Quotes about Jokes (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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