67 Movie Quotes about Jokes (Sound Clips) - page 5

Last updated on: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about jokes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 That's a joke, boy. You missed it. Went right past you. You gotta keep, I say, you gotta keep on your toes. Toes that is. The fast ones get right by you. Keep your ears open.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

42 That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

43 You're going at it all wrong, son. You're just a beginner. You gotta start small and work up. You can't start at the top.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

44 Oh, he did, did he? Well, I've got news for ya, buster! He played a joke on us. But we'll fix him. We'll play a joke right back on him!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

45 Is that another bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

46 This boy was helping his dad mow the garden. And he said, gee, Pa, I'll bet the fish are biting good today. And his dad said, uh-huh. And if you stay where you're at, they won't bite you.

Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

47 Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke. -Yeah. Good idea.

Quote from Finding Nemo

48 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

Quote from Mister Ed

49 Listen to me trying to make jokes, when when I really want to cry. In a minute I shall cry.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

50 I'm gonna get you untight. I'll tell you a joke. You wanna hear one of my jokes? I'll tell you anyway, mother_er.

Wyclef Jean as Richie Effs in Shottas

67 Movie Quotes about Jokes (Sound Clips) - page 5

41 That's a joke, boy. You missed it. Went right past you. You gotta keep, I say, you gotta keep on your toes. Toes that is. The fast ones get right by you. Keep your ears open.

42 That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head.

43 You're going at it all wrong, son. You're just a beginner. You gotta start small and work up. You can't start at the top.

44 Oh, he did, did he? Well, I've got news for ya, buster! He played a joke on us. But we'll fix him. We'll play a joke right back on him!

45 Is that another bee joke?

46 This boy was helping his dad mow the garden. And he said, gee, Pa, I'll bet the fish are biting good today. And his dad said, uh-huh. And if you stay where you're at, they won't bite you.

47 Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke. -Yeah. Good idea.

48 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

49 Listen to me trying to make jokes, when when I really want to cry. In a minute I shall cry.

50 I'm gonna get you untight. I'll tell you a joke. You wanna hear one of my jokes? I'll tell you anyway, mother_er.

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