Kermit The Frog: 68 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 6

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Kermit The Frog, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

51 Good afternoon. -Kermit the Frog. My reservation secretary made a reservation for me.

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

52 May I take your coat? -No! Uh... That is, no, thank you very much, indeed.

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

53 There's nothing wrong. And I will have the tuna melt, please, ma'am.

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

54 Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value? -Oh, I... I certainly hope so, Sam.

Sam Eagle (Frank Oz), Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

55 You, you with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction. -Have you tried Hare Krishna? -Ha, ha. No. No. I mean I'm really lost.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

56 Hmm. That's pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

57 Hmm. Foreign food. Doesn't smell promising, but a frog's gotta eat.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

58 Gee, a Studebaker. Where did you get it? -My uncle left it to me. -Huh? Is he dead? -No, he's hibernating.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

59 Listen, congratulations on winning the beauty contest. -Thank you. Of course, normally, I don't do anything so trivial. I am an actress-model.

Miss Piggy (Frank Oz), Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

60 You know, Miss Piggy, the moon doesn't look like you.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)