190 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

141 Dumb kids. Know-it-alls. Just like my nieces. Heads full of rocks.

Betsy Palmer as Pamela Voorhees in Friday the 13th (1980)

142 Get outta here! I don't like kids.

Alan Oppenheimer as Falkor, Gmork, Rockbiter, Narrator in The NeverEnding Story (1984)

143 You and Louis are gonna have six more kids. All as fat as pigs, big black eyes, lots of hair. Just like Louis, eh, Maria?

James Whitmore as Gus Minissi in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

144 I'm a kid. That's my job.

Macaulay Culkin as Miles Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

145 I ain't sticking around raising no damn orphans. I got kids of my own I ain't even bringing up.

Cuba Gooding Jr. in Norbit

146 For two years, I thought it was normal for a 10-year-old to wet the bed. We tried everything.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

147 Hey! Will you do something about this kid?

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

148 I don't want you getting my boy into any trouble. Do you hear me? He's my only boy. And he's a good boy.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

149 Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whackin' in my camper.

Mike Judge as Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

150 Ooh. All I know is I'd really like to take you out. Oh. You and your seven kids.

Shawn Wayans as Ashtray in Don't Be a Menace