8 Movie Quotes about Kosher (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about kosher, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose! I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Life of Brian

2 These Nazis ain't kosher. -Yeah, you can say that again. -I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa; Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

3 Wait a minute. Where is everybody? Something's not kosher here.

Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

4 Welcome to Air Chance. Sorry. We're out of kosher dinners.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

5 I gotta tell you, Santa, there is something here that doesn't seem quite, uh, kosher?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

6 Kosher? This coming from a guy who assaulted a toddler for a SuperBall?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

7 Listen to me. If the stones are kosher, then I'll buy them, won't I?

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

8 Crazy about kosher flowers.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

8 Movie Quotes about Kosher (+ Sound Clips)

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