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It is a black art. And I am the blackest of the black, or actually, the great white... Black art... Blackest Master.

12 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:56 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I took a few karate lessons myself. I'm not as advanced as you. I'm what you call a tangerine belt, orange belt. I'm one of them citrus colors. You know what I'm sayin'.

- Very admirable. Then perhaps you will know what these are.

(GOBEI GASPS)

- Man, that was dope! What are you, like a third-degree black belt?

- The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.

- That's pretty black, man.

- It is a black art. And I am the blackest of the black, or actually, the great white... Black art... Blackest Master.

- Hey, man. Do you know what I do every day once I leave here? I'm runnin'. I'm always runnin', man. My neighborhood's bad.

- I gotta run to get cigarettes, I gotta run to get milk, I gotta run to take out the trash. You know why? 'Cause whenever I leave my house, there's somebody out there just waitin' to kick my ass.

- You gotta show me a little bit of what you know. Just a kick or a jab. Somethin'!

- If I do this thing for you, you must give me your solemn promise that you will not question my authority.

- No problem, man! I went to catholic school.

[...]

Beverly Hills Ninja Sound Clip

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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